The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ — the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)